So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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