remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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