i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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