nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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