Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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