ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
A bitchslap is in order.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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