This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You left your phone here
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