I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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