I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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