I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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