i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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