Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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