Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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