hell yes lets make some ravioli
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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