Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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