So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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