I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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