Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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