you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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