Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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