i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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