So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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