and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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