like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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