kristin has been a bad kristin
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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