Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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