I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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