Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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