WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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