This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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