I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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