Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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