okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
