It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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