The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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