Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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