somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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