Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
