I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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