i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i believe in u and ur pee
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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