They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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