She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
