i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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