I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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