you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
