What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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