Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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