What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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