so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
