love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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