scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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