Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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