I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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